What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 03:44

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What does it mean when a British person says "I can't be asked"?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Do you have any fantasies you are ashamed of?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
The Man with the Golden Gun
How do you stop your balls from sweating?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
Would you respect the US with a woman as president?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?